Memoirs of a Fool

Thursday, 19 March 2009

Am competing in the National Urdd Eisteddfod tomorrow. When you're a Welshie, you can do that sort of shizz. Will be doing a group recitation involving dubious movements and shouting. Catch you there ;D

And THIS is cool.

Muntedkowhai%Necklace GUEST GIVEAWAY!!!!

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Revenge of the Blistered Skin

Wow, I must be a real magnet for blisters... just discovered I have this sexy piece of ass on my lip.

Yes, it's a blood blister! Must've bitten my lip while eating my (accidentally) vegetarian spaghetti bolognese. Mum has to learn to read the labels of food before she buys it.

Anyway, this post is really to showcase my extreme art skills. Dad drew a picture of me at dinner:

.. which is a REALLY cunning, sly reference to the fact that I'm short and top heavy. So I drew this in response:

I think we can all agree that my family is quite clearly a talented bunch.
And no, I did not take Art at A Level...

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posted by AnwenKya at 12:08 - 1 comments

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

An update!

I've not been a very busy blogger lately, have I? I wish there were a valid reason, possibly an exciting one, like 'I was on holiday in the Congo', but sadly no, I've just been lazy.

Not lazy enough, by the looks of it.

I've got the best blister ever on my finger. Well, actually, as far as blisters go it's pretty pathetic, but the sheer fact that it prevents me from fully bending my finger makes it immediately impressive.

I didn't even get it in a cool way. I was carrying a heavy plastic box of paper and I guess it rubbed on my finger. I shouldn't have even been carrying it, but no, the lanky waist-coated twat with me wasn't enough of a gentleman to help the midget.

Anyway, here it is, because we all like to see freaky things:

See? It's quite cool. And I apologise for the awful lumpiness of my finger, I do have very bizarre digits.

Anyway, that's all from me. I also have a huge spot on my forehead, but that's a bit too gross and personal, so no pictures. Besides, we've all seen spots, but not everyone has seen an Amazing Blister Caused By Blatant Sexism and Midgetism of the Lanky Bastards.

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About Me: I am a 5ft blonde teenager with an overactive imagination, bad temper and terrifying sense of humour. Hear me roar!
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